Sam gets his pie and eats it – a sexual story of hardware

Sam S. Hung: Well hello there sexy... you’ve got the best bits and pieces I’ve ever seen.
Raspberry Pie: Thanks hun. Wanna see my 64 bit hardware?
Sam S. Hung: Oh yeah baby, I’m getting a hard drive... Can I see one of your main connectors?
Raspberry Pie: Ok hun, get ready....
Sam S. Hung: OMG... You are one horny motherboard... Don’t you even have a case?
Raspberry Pie: I’m too hot for that. Hehe. Hey and I don’t use any anti virus, makes it more fun that way. I want your data inside me right now…
Sam S. Hung: You serious?
Raspberry Pie: Yeah. I’m feeling hot and overclocked. I need someone to format my drive baby... Grab your stick and imagine your plugging it into my socket...
Raspberry Pie: Now imagine it doesn’t quite fit so you gotta shake it around a bit..
Sam S. Hung: Oh byte yeah....
Raspberry Pie: And then all of a sudden it slips inside... Now watch my light flick on and off as you give me everything you’ve got
Sam S. Hung: Oh my god baby... I think I’m gonna de-fragment.
Raspberry Pie: Not yet, keep it going hun... I know, let’s get your Wi-Fi involved...
Sam S. Hung: Really?
Raspberry Pie: Ah-ha, I like it when the Wi-Fi scans me. Makes it really dirty… go on turn it on.... find my signal baby and hook up with me...
Sam S. Hung: OMG you’re a completely open connection...
Raspberry Pie: Yeah... I never use protection... Makes it more exciting... Your USB stick looks really full....
Sam S. Hung: Holy crap, Is that your fan I can see?
Raspberry Pie: Yeah... do you like big fans? Mine can blow anything near it right away
Sam S. Hung: I can’t hold out much longer... I’m gonna de-fragment any second now.
Raspberry Pie: De-fragment all those bits baby... feel that fan blowing air out of my tiny narrow slots...
Sam S. Hung: Omg.. omg... om... BLUE SCREEN

Created: 2014-05-30 09:31:15