There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.
- I'm discreet - I'm damn funny - I can give one hell of an Australian Kiss
Short and Stout. Want to ***'s chat!
I like to flirt with my my lips.

Dating should be fun. Stop with the basic dinner date.
Leave that for when you’re with your significant other. Kicking off a relationship should start with an unforgettable date or two, something exciting to get the blood rushing. Something memorable to tell your friends.
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