Immature love says: "I love you because I need you". Mature love says "I need you because I love you".
I am somewhat of a knight. I love to joust. I am challenging everyone on this app to a duel. Debate me, flirt with me, send me weird facts. I shall bring you all to heel!
1. I’m probably faster than you 2. I’ve probably never lost a game of rock paper scissors 3. I’m probably funnier than you 4. I’ve probably never lost a dare 5. I probably don’t bite.
I like to flirt with my my face.
...and why I now require a phone call before meeting anyone in real life.
Dating is hard enough without adding public embarrassment, security guards, and a runaway train. But here I am, surviving to tell the story. We all know dating comes with risks. Sometimes those risks are emotional, sometimes logistical, and occasionally — like in my case — they involve a fully grown adult collapsing in public places for no logical reason. I had high hopes for this date. We'd met on a dating app, and she seemed genuinely lovely. Our messages flowed effortlessly — witty, playful, even a little flirty in the best possible way. There's something magical about those early conversations where everything feels promising, like this could be the start of something real. In hindsight, I probably should have insisted on a phone call first. That simple, four-minute conversation could have prevented what will forever be filed under "Worst Date of My Entire Life." But no, I was caught in the intoxicating trap of good texting chemistry. And texting chemistry… lies.
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