I've been dating since I was 37 years old, and I just don't seem to do it well.
When you hold me in your arms, are you the type of person that will make me feel safe and warm? Have you made it all the way to the end of my profile? Then what are you waiting for? Drop me a line and let's plan our next adventure!
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.