On our first date, I'll fly you to Paris on my private jet, where we'll watch Celine Dion perform live in concert. After the show, I'll whisk you away to a private beach resort in St. Tropez, just in time to watch the sun set over the glistening water. Or if that doesn't excite you, we could just grab coffee at Starbucks.
An undeniably awesome couple with amazing chemistry. Let's make the world jealous!
Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.