Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.
When you hold me in your arms, are you the type of person that will make me feel safe and warm? Have you made it all the way to the end of my profile? Then what are you waiting for? Drop me a line and let's plan our next adventure!
I love you, and because I love you, I would sooner have you hate me for telling you the truth than adore me for telling you lies.