I’m not down to earth at al. If you don’t reply to my text I will turn up to your house drunk at 3 o’clock in the morning crying and trying to break in. I hate drinking tea and doing craft. I hate bicycles, the beach, sunshine, and parks. And Cider, I hate Cider.
In fact, you don’t need to write about yourself in details. One or two catchy phrases are enough to grab attention and drive curiosity. Your major tasks are to show that you are one in a million and to state your intentions clearly.
Smart women love smart men more than smart men love smart women.