I am a 39 year old, caucasian, blue-eyed, blond-haired, 6'3" widower of 6 years with a sarcastic (or smart ***) personality, and full of corny jokes. Anything else you'd want to know about me you'll have to ask when we're on a date. Hey, if I tell you everything now, what would we talk about on our date?
Ok this just feels too specific... the odds of finding someone that's close to what your ideal description is are stacked against you. this will also narrow down your possible matches way too much. The only way to see if you're a good match is to meet and talk face to face.
Not sure what I'm supposed to say