Right now, I'm as single as a slice of American cheese.
I am just hoping to meet someone who can discuss the world around them, is looking for more than just a date, and will cuddle on the couch and laugh with me. Will you be my partner in crime? If the answer is yes then message me and let's get lost together.
Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.