Online dating is new to me and I'm a bit nervous so go easy with me.
I am just hoping to meet someone who can discuss the world around them, is looking for more than just a date, and will cuddle on the couch and laugh with me. Will you be my partner in crime? If the answer is yes then message me and let's get lost together.
There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend.