If you're looking for perfection, look no further. No seriously, just stop looking! I heard there was this perfect guy once, but he died like 2000 years ago. The rest of us are just the damaged left-overs. Fortunately, even left-overs can be pretty tasty, so long as they are well preserved. I'm not looking for perfection just someone that is perfect for me. That probably means you, if you are also deeply flawed in a wonderfully enchanting sort of way. Are you smart, but sometimes say questionable things. PERFECT! Seriously silly? GREAT! Are you kind-heated, but willing to thin the herd on occasion? EXCELLENT! Do you LOOK fairly traditional, but in reality have a far more alternative bent? CHECK PLEASE! When asked what your favorite ice cream is, do you reply "Anything but vanilla!" DONE DEAL! Are you happy in your life, comfortable in your skin, and confident in your presentation? THEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ON THIS DATING SITE!? [joke] I don't care what you do for a living, where you went to school, or even IF you went to school; I don't care what the last book you read was. I care only about whether or not I find you captivating in your own quirky way. That's the difference between objective and subjective perfection. I want my very own partner in crime...the Bonnie to my Clyde...my complimentary puzzle piece. Please be sensual, open-minded, non-judgmental, emotionally available, NOT a fan of Fox News! Way down deep, I'm very shallow. I am considerably bright, in a 60 Watt sort of way. I look like a traditional guy, but am the exact opposite. I am both naughty, AND nice. I am attractive but not really "drop dead gorgeous;" more like "slump down gorgeous." To my surprise, people tell me I am more attractive in person than in my photos, which suits me just fine (I would much rather be the surprise, than the disappointment!). Physical and emotional intimacy are very important to me, and wish a partner of like mind (i.e. able to walk that line between the "good girl/bad girl" thing; CAN'T have one w/o the other). I am good company, a decent conversationalist, mildly fascinating, and a fantastic kisser. At least that's what I tell myself in the mirror each morning (except I leave out mildly and finish with and dog on it, people like you). I am well traveled, and enjoy getting away whenever my schedule allows (I've been to Europe [even lived there for a few years], Asia, Central, North and South America, Africa and all manner of tropical destinations). Message me if you think we are a good match and we have some things in common. In spite of having traveled a fair amount, I still LOVE to go to new places, or to bring someone who has never been to my favorite places (it's like seeing them again for the first time). My only true talent is that I am completely incapable of being intimidated by anything, or anyone. Well that, and the fact that I make the best breakfasts IN THE WORLD.
I'm looking for the love of my life. I'm now looking for a relationship, but I'm not looking to jump into anything without getting to know someone first.