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Status last updated: 2016-08-01 07:17:42

Country: United States
State: California
City: Chino Hills
Age : 47
Marital status : Married
Distance from you : km

Male looking for a woman for casual relationship

About me...

I have never faked a sarcasm. I have never wanted a prince albert. I like how popcorn smells. I am a candy fiend. I believe that slow is smooth and smooth is fast. Blue is my favorite color, true blue. I am grumpy sometimes for no reason. I like beautiful eyes, but intense blue make me submissive. I truly believe the Millenium Falcon made the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs. I could go on and on just randomly trying to win favor with you but I would much rather banter back and forth, one on one.

What I'm looking for...

You are interesting. I didn't say smart or intelligent. If you are interesting, then you are intelligent. I want non-judgmental adult conversation without competing with a cell phone. My situation is what it is and if you feel you need the details to my transgressions, earn the privilege through freindship. I don't care about age, race, social or financial status. I don't care about scars, wrinkles, dings and dents...all normal wear and tear for a normal real woman. I want someone who is healthy, period. Impeccable personal hygiene is one reason healthy people are healthy, and it is very important to me. If you haven't moved on by now or rolled your eyes so hard you gave yourself whiplash, then we just might click. We need to be adults. If you are looking for the same things I am then we should both dismiss false modesty and disingenuous propriety. My match for a friend should be someone that accepts life as life presents itself, a cosmic openness if you will. Is fate that which you make? Or is it something you accept? It isn't chance that you, a potentially important person in my future, just happened by and started reading my accident. I don't believe in that kind of accident. We are adults, having adult conversation, about adult wants, needs and desires. So how about it? Do you want to have a conversation? My perfect match does.

My stats...

  • Best feature: My bottom
  • Height: >6' to 6'2 (1.83m to 1.88m)
  • Body type: average
  • Hair colour: brown
  • Hair length: short
  • Eyes: brown
  • Drinking habits: rarely / occasionally
  • Smoking habits: rarely / occasionally
  • Has children: prefer not to say


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